It's with great excitement, perspiration, anticipation and hard work that we can announce that John is now taking bookings for his Stage & Cabaret act.


John's Stage act hits like a great boxer.

Jab, jab, jab... Right hook. 
Jab, jab, jab... Right hook.

 
"What the heck are you on about?"
 

Well, John jabs with visual gags, slapstick vaudeville humour and deadpan jokes; leading you down a very well lit, beautifully smelling, alluring garden path.


Then, as if by magic, out of nowhere, you're struck with an unexplainable moment of, "Wait, where did that come from?!"


As John throws a sucker-punch of a trick at you that he's been secretly leading you to.
 

Knocking you into awe and astonishment! ... Then, usually tears down that feeling of wonder with another attractive garden path. Then POW, another right hook of a trick, and a crowd thinking "How did I fall for it twice, but boy is he handsome?!" 
 

...Ok sure, so we've never actually heard those exact words from the audience, but it sure describes their expressions well!


So, if you're looking for an act that enthrals, excites and amazes... John definitely isn't the worst choice.


However he is getting fairly booked up so if you do want to delight your keen and loving audience, be sure to enquire before the clock strikes 12 and all is too late!