Stage & Cabaret
It’s with great excitement, anticipation, perspiration & a fair bit of sleight of hand, that we announce John is now taking bookings for his Stage & Cabaret acts.
Taking inspiration from Buster Keaton, John’s silent act blends theatrical visual magic with the wit, charm, and mischief of classic silent comedy. It’s elegant, expressive, and irresistibly funny - a modern slice of vintage vaudeville.
John’s talking persona, on the other hand, channels the late, great Harry Anderson - sharp, dry, and dangerously likeable. With a cheeky grin & razor sharp timing, he weaves clever stories, deadpan humour and powerful moments of magic into one seamless performance.
NOW AVAILABLE
...Except for when he's not...
Whether silent or speaking, John’s acts hit like a great boxer:
Jab, jab, jab... Right hook.
Jab, jab, jab... Right hook.
“What on earth does that mean?” you ask.
It means John keeps the audience laughing, leaning in and loving every second. Landing playful jabs with visual gags, slapstick and vaudeville wit… before delivering a knockout moment of pure astonishment.
One minute you’re laughing.
The next, you’re gasping, thinking “Wait! How did that happen?!”
And just as you’re reeling in wonder, John resets the rhythm, another grin, before POW, another right hook of a trick.
By the end, audiences might not know how he fooled them twice... but they’ll be too busy smiling to care.
So, if you’re looking for an act that enthrals, excites and astonishes - with humour, charm and old-school showmanship, John might just be your new favourite booking!
(And no, he didn’t write this himself. Probably.)
